replying to the bad review: write it for the next customer.

The angry reviewer will not change their mind, but the person reading your reply next week is deciding whether to call.

Hi,

A one star review lands on your profile late on a Tuesday. You read it three times. It is unfair, or half true, or completely true and you already know it. Your thumb is hovering over the reply button and what you want to type is a defense, with the full story, and a few words about the kind of person who leaves a review like that.

Do not press it. Not tonight.

Here is the thing that changes everything about bad reviews: the reply is not for the reviewer. They have made up their mind and they are not coming back. The reply is for the person who reads it next week, on their phone, while deciding between you and two other businesses. That person is not asking "who was right". They are asking "what happens if something goes wrong with this business". Your reply is the answer.

Say you run a salon and the review says the customer waited an hour past their appointment and nobody said sorry. The angry reply says the customer arrived late, the stylist was dealing with an emergency, and people should be more understanding. Every word might be true. And the next reader now knows that if they have a bad day at your salon, they will be argued with in public.

The reply written for the next customer goes like this. "Thank you for telling me. An hour is far too long to wait and you should have heard from someone sooner. I would like to make this right, please email me directly and I will take care of it." Short. Owns the part that is yours. Does not repeat the accusation and does not add private details about the customer. Moves the rest offline. The next reader sees a business that answers calmly and fixes things, which is exactly what they wanted to know.

A few rules that hold every time. Wait until you are calm, which usually means the next morning. Keep it shorter than the review. Never argue, never explain at length, and never mention anything about the customer that they did not put in the review themselves. If the review is fake or breaks Google's rules, report it through the profile and still reply politely in case it stays. And reply to the good ones too, by name, with a word about the job, so the bad one sits in a long list of thank yous instead of standing alone.

One honest one star review with a calm reply, in a list of steady good ones, does not hurt you. It makes the profile look real, because real businesses have bad days. What hurts is silence, or a fight.

Replying to every review, good and bad, is part of the weekly routine on my review system page, and it is the part owners find hardest, which is why I do it for them in my plan, in their voice.

Talk soon,
Brandon

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